All throughout and indeed after Rangers Scottish Cup final victory over Queen Of The South on Saturday aside from looking on in sheer disbelief at the magnificent Queen Of The South spirit to come back from 2 goals down against this years UEFA Cup finalists, there was one thing that i just couldn’t take my eyes off and was completely baffled about. Did Kris Boyd have a caterpillar crawling along his upper lip? Or had his eyebrow gotten a little thirsty? Whatever it is that’s going on, on Kris Boyd’s coupon, it provided me with great amusement. Does this mean that the Burt Reynolds is back in fashion? Sadly, it’s understood it was all done because he lost a bet and not that the Burt Reynolds is back, so disappointingly Moustache Mania hasn’t hit our shores once again and perhaps even more disappointing, Kris Boyd now has an excuse for looking like a twat. But in recognition of “the man with the stache” i have decided to put together possibly the world’s most pointless blog post containing some of the greatest ever football moustaches. May the stache be with you!
Bruce Grobelaar
Bruce Grobelaar is somewhat of an iconic figure not only in the Liverpool goal but iconic among the moustache enthusiasts as well. The wobbly legged goalkeepers half handle bar style is one of the all time greats!
Chris Kamara
Chris Kamara with his dodgy perm barnet and pencil moustache went for the classic pornstar look, a look which he still adopts to this day. You have to admire his commitment to the stache.
Graeme Souness
Graeme Souness and the sweeping brush above his top lip is probably footballs most famous moustache. Somehow the Souness tash managed to stand out from the rest of the Liverpool squads from the 1970’s and 1980’s although Terry McDermott was a close second to the Scot.
Rene Higuita and Carlos Valderamma
Columbian pair Rene Higuita and Carlos Valderamma are probably more known for their wacky haircuts than their fanny dusters but lets not miss this chance to publish pictures of a pair of strange looking blokes. I will give their staches the stereotypical tag of “The Cocaine Dealer”.
David Seaman
The English goalkeeper is one of the longest serving moustache owners in Britain and many say his wonders between the goalposts were all down to his nose neighbor and not actually himself. His cock-up at the 2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea, however, sadly put an end to this theory and proved that his face fluff didn’t give him super goalie strength after all.
Des Lynam
The legendary football presenter has been the spokesperson for moustaches in football for the past few decades broadcasting his Walrus style tash week-in, week-out over national television for over 30 years. The legendary Des Lynam was handed an OBE by the Queen earlier this year. Although most believed it was for his services to sport, it was in fact for his services to moustaches.
And now for something completely different…
Carol Vorderman Steals Iconic Moustache
After learning that Des Lynam was about to quit Channel 4 TV show, Countdown, Carol Vorderman responded in somewhat of a negative manner and decided to take matters into her own hands. In a last ditch attempt to keep the legendary sports presenter on the letters and numbers game she hijacked his soup strainer and teased him by sporting it on her own top lip.
In their last friendly match before Euro 2008, Germany took on Serbia at the Veltins Arena, the home of FC Schalke. After disappointingly losing a 2 goal lead against Belarus just a few days ago, the Germans were looking to put in a good performance and get a good result to take into Euro 2008 next week. It didn’t start well for Germany as they went 1-0 down thanks to a Bosko Jankovic goal. The Germans showed great character though and got themselves back in the match thanks to an Oliver Neuville goal and just 8 minutes later they cemented their win with a Michael Ballack free-kick. Read on for the match highlights.
Luka Modric (Croatia) - The Croatian wonderkid signed for Tottenham at the tale end of 2007/2008 
